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PostSubject: Blue Eyed Behemoth gets his own Topic!   Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:42 pm

Yeah buddy.

Jonesy's Info:
Kirk Jones (prefers KirkyBaby) aka MATT aka ZACK aka... etc.
705-874-2368
Bsmt 972 Silverdale Rd, Peterborough, ON


Adolf Hitler's mother died under the care of a Jewish doctor... One thing led to another... And the United States dropped two atomic bombs on the sovereign nation of Japan.

Though another year has passed it is soon to be your last,
Happy Birthday, Happy birthday.
Doom and gloom and dark despair, people dying everywhere
Happy Birthday, Happy birthday.
May the candles on your cake burn like cities in your wake
Happy Birthday, Happy birthday.
Theres a lesson you must learn, first you pillage then you burn
Happy Birthday, Happy birthday.
Burn the castle, storm the keep, kill the men BUT SAVE THE SHEEP!
Happy Birthday, Happy birthday.
While you eat your birthday stew, we will loot the town for you
Happy Birthday, Happy birthday.



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PostSubject: Advice   Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:42 pm

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, lube would be IT.
The long term benefits of lube have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.
I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, don't waste it on iVid.
Never mind. It's too late.
But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself, probably nude taken from someone on here,
and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.
You are NOT as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future; those naked videos of you won't circulate.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you.
Don't sing on cam. No one wants to hear that.
Don't waste your time on Mr Rand0m or Zee; You'll never understand them.
Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Forget it.
You won't find the girl of your dreams on here, unless you're Davey, he's a special cat.
The most interesting people I know didn't come from here.
Get plenty of calcium.
Get off your @$$, you'll miss the days you could.
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't, maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.
But you will not find what you're looking for on here.
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself on anything you accomplish on this site. You're stupid if you think you've accomplished anything here.
Your body, don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
Don't slut it up.
Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, don't get naked on this site.
However, if you do find some chick to get naked for you, don't waste it. You'll miss it when it's gone.
Don't get attatched, they'll just forget you.
Get to know your parents, they stick with you longer than the 5H1T5 on this site.
Understand that friends come and go, but Jonesy will always be on this f@#%in' site.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in the subtle changes in his name, because one day you'll accidently see his baby dick if you don't.
If you meet someone from here in person, don't expect them to be social.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths, people are socially inept, you will waste your time, you too will get old like Jonesy,
and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young, you could get anyone.
Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support you when you make fun of someone.
Unless they're a ho bag and deserve it.
Ali is not as attractive as he leads you to believe.
Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look gramps.
Be careful whose advice you buy.
Seriously, the s#$%heads on here never really know what they're talking about.
But trust me on the lube.


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PostSubject: Learn your Asses!   Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:46 pm

(_!_) Normal Ass; (!) Tight Ass; (__!__) Wide Ass; (_?_) Dumb Ass; (_e=mc²_) Smart Ass; (_$_) Cheap Ass; (_x_) Kiss Ass; (_._) Flat Ass; (_%_) Average Ass
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PostSubject: Re: Blue Eyed Behemoth gets his own Topic!   Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:51 pm


ლ(⊙益⊙ლ) Y U NO SPESHAL LIKE M3!?!?
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PostSubject: Ali   Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:01 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Blue Eyed Behemoth gets his own Topic!   Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:04 pm



I am a mulitlingual illiterate, I can't read in many languages.
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PostSubject: Re: Blue Eyed Behemoth gets his own Topic!   Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:06 pm

Some say he's contracted every STD known to man, and that he has inflatable breasts to get him out of speeding tickets. All we know is, he's called Daveyy.

Some say that she's a C.I.A. experiment that went wrong, and that she only eats cheese and beer. All we know is, she's called frenchie.

Some say that on really warm days he sheds his skin, like a snake, and for some reason he's allergic to the Dutch. All we know is, he's called Faceless.

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Some say, she's actually dead... But the Grim reaper, is too scared to tell her. All we know is, she's called LivingDeadGurL.

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Some say that her heart is in upside down, and that her teeth glow in the dark. All we know is, she's called Kyliee.

Some say that his skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and where ever you are in the world if you tune your radios to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts. All we know is, he's called r3v.

Some say that she is terrified of ducks and that there’s an airport in Russia named after her. All we know is, she's called Koolaid.

Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and that long before anyone else he realised that Lindsey Lohan was a waste of blood and organs. All we know is, he's called Acee.

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Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue. All we know is, he's called Godric.

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Some say his hate stems from the fact that Ruben Studdard didn't win American Idol, and his toe nails never grow unless they are fertilized. All we know is, he's called Ali.

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Some say she figured out the meaning of life but forgot it in a tragic sewing accident, and she can vomit rainbows on command. All we know is, she's called Pink.

Some say she can kill a man with a piece of paper in the shape of a swan, and that if bothered, she could solve the Da Vinci code in 23 minutes. All we know is, she's called Close.
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